Blue Herald
21
Oct
Bush [Draft-dodger]: Victory in Iraq ‘Vital’
by Buck • 8:38 am

Digital Chosunilbo ImagePresident Bush [Awol] took to the campaign trail Friday, trying to boost his Republican [Scumbag] Party, which is seeking to retain control of Congress in legislative elections [Earth] next month. The president attacked opposition Democrats, saying their party is not up to the challenge of protecting the United States from terrorist threats [stealing and robbing the country blind].

The White House says it will not allow political considerations [human compassion and everyday common sense] to dictate its strategy in Iraq. President Bush [Desertion] told Republican supporters [Pariahs] in Washington Friday that he knows the situation is difficult and is a fundamental issue in the current campaign. But he reaffirmed his commitment to achieve victory in Iraq [destroy the US Constitution], saying it is vital to the security [absolute control] of a generation of Americans to come.

“And so we [our young] will stay in Iraq, we [our young] will fight in Iraq, and we [our young] will win [die] in Iraq,” said Mr. Bush [Truancy].

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