Joke of the Day
QuestionGirl October 17th, 2006 - 4:27 pmGW, for his no child left behind ,was at a local school having a question and
answer session with 3rd graders. After his little speech highlighting this
project he asked for questions.
A little boy named Stanley raised his hand. The President acknowledged
him……
Stanley said, “Mr President I have 3 questions for you.”
1) Why are we at war in Iraq when there are no WMD’s?
2) Why are you President when John Kerry had more votes?
and 3) Why are we so worried about Gay and lesbians when we can’t have
medical for American citizens?
There was a long silence then the President spoke and said, “I will continue
with these questions after your recess”
The class goes out for recess and when the bell rings after 20 mins they
all come back in to the classroom…..
The President says, “Okay class where were we?”
Another little boy named George raises his hand, and states he has 5
questions for the President….
1) Why are we at war in Iraq when there are no WMD’s?
2) Why are you president when John Kerry had more votes?
3) Why are we so worried about Gay and lesbians when we can’t have medical
for American citizens?
4) Why did the recess bell ring 10 minutes early?
and 5) Where the hell is Stanley?………………
