Ok, I think this could work. Is there anyone more difficult to get the truth out of then Republicans in congress? I didn’t know……he didn’t tell me…….yes I did……I never heard any such thing…….I didn’t have a clue…… he knew but didn’t tell me…… I never saw those emails…… nope…..not a clue. Yes….I don’t believe there’s any group harder to get the truth out of then these guys. So…..why not test Bush’s torture tactics out on the lot of them.

Shout out to the torture team. Get those waterboards out. Strap em on. See if that will make them tell the truth. And while you’re at it, why not throw in a little corruption interrorgation. I mean…..why waste a good waterboarding? And if that doesn’t work…..get them all naked and threaten to forklift Denny Hastert to the top of the heap. Oh that ought to do it!

This could be a true test on the merits of torture. If you can get the truth out of this lying, cheating, corrupt-ridden group of people, then I say maybe there’s something to this torture thing. Because if you can get them to tell the truth……you could get anybody to tell the truth!!!

They may have to contract to Boeing or Haliburton to build a waterboard big enough to strap Hastert to….but I say it would be worth the money!