It’s a love fest…….

Education: We must help the needy children (sell every school district my bro Neal’s program)

Healthcare: blah blah blah benefit from lower tax bills. Level the playing field for people who don’t have health insurance. Changing the tax code is a vital step to making health care available. Protect shitty doctors with medical liability reform. I haven’t worked this out yet, but somehow it will end up with the rich getting the tax breaks and the poor getting fucked.
(alot of clapping)

Borders: Double size of border patrol. New infrastructure. Temporary worker program. No amnesty. Debate. Pass. Sign.

Energy: Too dependent on foreign oil. (duh) Diversify supply. Technology. Electric power. Clean coal. Solar energy. Plug in hybrid vehicles. Biodiesel fuel. We must we must we must. Wood chips. Alot of progress. Reduce gasoline usage by 20% in next 10 years. Step up domestic oil supply. Double current capacity of current strategic oil reserves.

Justice: Insure federal courts have enough judges. Give nominees a fair hearing. (you know, the hand picked ones that will replace the judges we fired for no apparent reason)

Terror: Critical protections to protect the homeland. Terror terror. Debate essential. To win the war on terror we must take the fight to the enemy. (excuse me, have to puke now)
Every success against a terrorist blah blah blah 9/11 blah blah blah America still a nation at war. ( uh huh war war war)

More terror terror terror…… malignant ideologies….free societies in the middle east. For the sake of our own security we must build free democracies in the middle east. Two years desire of liberty in the Middle East. blah blah blah democratic legislature in Afghanistan, Iraq elected government blah blah blah the enemy ( no word of the civil war) enemy enemy enemy Hezbollah XXvictory

Iraq: new strategy security ally on war on terror. Iraqi’s not ready to do this on their own. Deploying more u.s. troops. blah blah blah U.S. embedded with Iraqi troops (God help them) Find the terrorists and clear them out. (no talk of civil war) Tough talk about what Iraq needs to do. Benchmarks. Oil revenues. Rebuilding of Iraq. blah blah blah blah America must not fail in Iraq ( ahhhhh didn’t we already fail?) X Nightmare scenario for America. New terrorist recruits (check) Spare the American people from this danger. (gotta go throw up again) Support our troops. New advisory council for the war on terror ( we already got several, why get a new one?) Authorize our army increase by 92,000 in next 5 years. Hire civilians for critical skills abroad (more money for Haliburton) X

X equals the word Iran

I’m done…just going to count the number of times he uses the I word from here on out.

Haloscan is messed up!!!!