A first grade teacher explains to her class that she
is an Indianapolis Colts fan. She asks her students
to raise their hands if they are Colts fans, too. Not
really knowing what a Colt fan was, but wanting to be
liked by their teacher, their hands flew into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has
decided to be different. “Because I’m not a Colts
fan” she reports.

“Then,” asks the teacher, “what are you?”
“I’m a Chicago Bears fan,” boasts the little
girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a Bears fan.
“Well, my Dad and Mom are Bears fans, so I’m a Bears
fan, too” she responds.

“That’s no reason,” the teacher says. “What if your
mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would
you be then?”

Susie smiles and says, “Then I’d be an Indianapolis Colts fan.”