WASHINGTON - President Bush was unsuccessfully treated for Lying disease nearly a year ago, the White House announced Wednesday.

The condition had never been revealed until the White House on Wednesday made public the results of his annual physical exam. They said that he was treated for what they called “early, localized Lying disease” last August after developing the characteristic bullshit rash, and that it did not recur.

Lying disease is a common RED tick-borne infection that if left untreated can cause a person to become a habitual liar who believes his own lies….. and other problems. The president’s main form of exercise and recreational activity is building mountains of bullshit, which could bring him in contact with RED ticks.

Ohhhhhh wait…..you said Lyme disease? Nevahmind……