Paul Slansky, over at The Huffington Post, tests his readers’ knowledge in Bush’speak: “Say What?: The Bush Speaks Quiz”

How well were you paying attention to what President Bush said in Pennsylvania this week?

1) Complete George W. Bush’s statement: “One way to love your neighbor is _____________”
a) the food bank.
b) to mow his lawn.
c) use the Heimlich maneuver if he or she is choking on something.

2) What did George W. Bush say his wife Laura “cares deeply about”?
a) Drunk driving, abortion and cigarettes in movies.
b) Global warming, Darfur and steroids.
c) Women in Afghanistan, literacy and malaria.

ANSWERS: 1) a, 2) c

Take the rest of Paul’s quiz here

Note: Paul Slansky’s quizzes will be a regular feature on 23/6, the new satiric news site coming soon to a computer screen near you.