Blue Herald
26
Nov
Quote Of The Day
by Buck • 12:01 pm
I think to beat Hillary you got to be different than Hillary. … You have to be pro-life, and you have to be anti-illegal immigration, and you have to be pro-family and you have to have high ethical standards in the history of your administration. You have to stand up and say you are different. I just don’t think we can win the White House and defeat Hillary Clinton by acting like Hillary Clinton.

-2008 Presidential hopeful, Mitt Romney, (R-idiot)

Mitt went on to add later that, if elected, he would have former president Bill Clinton imprisoned, call for a total repeal of the 13th and 19th amendments, legislate a mandatory guns-for’school-children program and, for shits and giggles, a proposal to change the theme of our July 4th holiday to that of a national piss-on-the-bill-of-rights day.

Factoring in for mass stupidity, Mitt’s a shoe-in for prez!



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