Scariest News Headline To Date
“BUSH TACKLES AIR TRAFFIC CONGESTION”
Did reading that make you shudder? Are you now covered in goose pimples? Hey, I don’t even fly, and I’m feeling a little nauseous over it! Poor jet’set travelers…
In all fairness, I suppose I’d be worried if Bush tackled a can of SpaghettiOs®.
Interesting article though, for travelers. Two eastern seaboard air corridors normally restricted to military flights will be made available for commercial flight use during the holidays. Some argue though that “It’s not a problem of the lanes up there. It’s an industry problem. There’s no efficiency“, referring to the thinned ranks of air traffic controllers.
When asked about Bush’s air traffic plan, Garth Ehrlich, 51, a molecular biologist, said he hopes the “Thanksgiving express lane” will ease delays and that “it doesn’t in any way jeopardize national security.”
Wow. Someone that f*cks around with the genetics of living things for a living is worried about ‘turrists’. M’kay…
Filed: Bush, Holiday, Homeland Security
