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31 Dec

New Year’s Letter From God

I stumbled upon the below and just wanted to pass it along. Good stuff!

New Year’s Letter from God

by: Jean Carnahan, The Huffington Post

Dear Creation,

With a New Year just around the corner, I want to clear up some things that have been troubling Me. There is a wicked and blasphemous rumor floating around the Universe that I Am a card-carrying Republican. Finally, I want to settle the question: Who are You?

I Am a Liberal. I forgot to include it in the Ten Commandments, but I want you to be liberal, too. Liberal with your love . . . liberal with your forgiveness . . . liberal with your tolerance . . . and liberal with your compassion.

But, I Am also a Conservative. I want you to conserve My Earth — its water, air, and soil. And while you’re at it, I want you to conserve the ancient ideals: mercy, justice, and truth.

Don’t forget to conserve freedom. It was such a great ideas that I implanted it in the heart of anyone who would listen to Me. Just remember, I didn’t grant you freewill to give away to some cockamamie preacher or politician. Treasure it as the great gift I intended it to be.

If you’re not too confused by now, let me add that I Am a Centrist, too. My greatest desire is to be in the center of your life and thoughts. Trust Me on this one.

(Continue reading at The Huffington Post)


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