Good stuff! You must check out the whole list.

The Solid Quarter

“That twenty-five percent of America who would not desert George Bush if he ran over Dakota Fanning with his pickup truck on the White House lawn. Is it a coincidence that twenty-five percent is also the number of people who, in an AP poll of predictions for 2007, said they expect Jesus Christ to return this year!? I don’t think it is.”

Bill Maher’s picks for the biggest assholes of 2007