[White House press secretary Dana Perino] said Goeglein had accepted responsibility and has apologized for… (brace yourselves here)… “not upholding the standards expected by the president.”

BWAAAHAAHAHAHA… STANDARDS?… BUSH???… BWAAAHAAHAHAHA!!!

White House Aide Resigns Over Plagiarism

WASHINGTON (AP) — A White House official who served as President Bush’s middleman with conservatives and Christian groups resigned Friday after admitting to plagiarism. Twenty columns he wrote for an Indiana newspaper were determined to have material copied from other sources without attribution.

Timothy Goeglein, who has worked for Bush since 2001, acknowledged that he lifted material from a Dartmouth College publication and presented it as his own work in a column about education for The News-Sentinel in Fort Wayne, Ind. The newspaper took a closer look at his other columns and found many more instances of plagiarism.

Keeping him on and upping his pay would have been much more fitting from this administration.