We will take your money. In return, we will detain you and hold you hostage in a small, hot, uncomfortable area for long periods. We will starve you. You will not be given any water.

You will be TORMENTED!

And we have the courts on our side.

Court Overturns Air Passenger Rights Law

NEW YORK (AP) — A federal appeals court has rejected a law requiring airlines to provide food, water, clean toilets and fresh air to passengers trapped in a plane delayed on the ground.