Republicans are getting a little worried with the way things are stacking up against them. So bad, the House Republican Conference is splitting apart in an “everybody for himself” mode. Worthless assholes.

In a piece published in Human Events, the Republicans- onetime captain, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, warned his old colleagues that they face “real disaster” on Election Day unless they move immediately to “chart a bold course of real reform” for the country. [...]

Republicans are suffering a crisis of confidence after the two special election losses. There’s talk that House Minority Leader John A. Boehner and other GOP leaders could be ousted if the party suffers double-digit losses in November. [...]

“The Republican loss in the special election for Louisiana’s 6th Congressional District last Saturday should be a sharp wake-up call for Republicans,” Gingrich wrote. “Either congressional Republicans are going to chart a bold course of real change or they are going to suffer decisive losses this November.”

You gotta love the threat thrown at Boehner! Gives me a warm feeling all over.

All those years of GOP control… and NOW they’re talking about charting a “bold course of real reform.”

No worries. Millions of Americans are stupid enough to fall for this sh*t and give them yet another chance.