http://blueherald.com/2008/05/unfuckingbelievable/ News You Can Abuse! Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:38:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 http://blueherald.com/2008/05/unfuckingbelievable/#comment-6687 Bro Mon, 05 May 2008 16:23:34 +0000 http://blueherald.com/2008/05/unfuckingbelievable/#comment-6687 I can see the advertising slogans now, "visit one of most historic religious sites on the planet where you can take breathtaking strolls along the nearby magnificent Tigress and Euphrates rivers and see decapitated dead bodies floating by in the current. The excitement of not knowing if your going to be the target/victim of a late night mortor attack. Where else could you possibly experience feeling the rumble and shock wave of a roadside bomb? Why go to Vegas and merely throw your money away when you can go to Baghdad and throw your life away? Return flight is non-refundable, flak jacket and body bag not included." I can see the advertising slogans now, “visit one of most historic religious sites on the planet where you can take breathtaking strolls along the nearby magnificent Tigress and Euphrates rivers and see decapitated dead bodies floating by in the current. The excitement of not knowing if your going to be the target/victim of a late night mortor attack. Where else could you possibly experience feeling the rumble and shock wave of a roadside bomb? Why go to Vegas and merely throw your money away when you can go to Baghdad and throw your life away? Return flight is non-refundable, flak jacket and body bag not included.”

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