Funniest Thing I Read All Day
QuestionGirl July 8th, 2008 - 1:40 pm
My Mom received this from the Florida Republican party today. You couldn’t pay her to vote republican at this point. So here’s there platform:
1. Terror: Even though we Republicans have created more terrorists than we know what to do with.
2. Taxes: This from the BORROW and spend Republicans who have left us with a debt we won’t see the end of in my life.
3. Bureaucratic regulations: Yah, because we don’t need any of those pesky regulations for food safety or anything like that!
4. No socialized medicine: Yes, we don’t want the quality of care that you don’t receive now to get any weaker.
5. Supreme Court : Yes, unlike the conservatives on the Supreme court who value our constitution.
I needed a good laugh today…….. so thanks to the Florida Republican party for that one!
July 8th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
In the words of their fearless, brilliant leader: Bring it on!
July 8th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
I laughed until I realized that this sort of slop is effective with the 30% crowd — now I can’t stop grimacing.