Blue Herald
08
Jul
Funniest Thing I Read All Day
by QuestionGirl • 1:40 pm

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My Mom received this from the Florida Republican party today. You couldn’t pay her to vote republican at this point. So here’s there platform:

1. Terror: Even though we Republicans have created more terrorists than we know what to do with.
2. Taxes: This from the BORROW and spend Republicans who have left us with a debt we won’t see the end of in my life.
3. Bureaucratic regulations: Yah, because we don’t need any of those pesky regulations for food safety or anything like that!
4. No socialized medicine: Yes, we don’t want the quality of care that you don’t receive now to get any weaker.
5. Supreme Court : Yes, unlike the conservatives on the Supreme court who value our constitution.

I needed a good laugh today…….. so thanks to the Florida Republican party for that one!

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Filed: 2008 Presidential Election, GOP


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