CNN reports that, following these rules, you too can break the law and avoid punishment!

Every time I’m out shopping or whatever, I often catch myself saying. “There goes someone who’s desire to get to wherever it is he’s going is more important than my life!”

I too have owned a radar detector, so I can’t take the high and mighty road. But there’s something wrong in helping people beat getting a speeding ticket. There’s a good reason why police officers hand out speeding tickets - to deter that kind of behavior. Speeding increases gas consumption. Speeders can be annoying and distracting (Ever have one riding your bumper, honking his horn and flashing his lights? Ever have one blow your doors off trying to get around you, only to stop in front of you to make that long-waiting left turn?).

And did I mention that speeding kills? Unfortunately, most times, it’s not even the GD speeder that’s killed in a crash! Much like drunk drivers, speeders usually survive crashes, whereas their victims oftentimes do not.

If the only way to do deter speeding is to fine the speeder, then please let them get fined. If I decide to make a trip, I very much would like not to die doing it, thank you!