Waaah sniff waaah Norm Coleman waaah cry mine. Waaah sniff cry waaah me waaah, sniff cry. Me me mine! Waaah waaah cry sniff boo-hoo cry waaah:
Coleman to argue Franken won by bogus recount

Norm Coleman, determined to win at all costs.
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (CNN) — A three-judge panel will begin hearing testimony Monday in Republican Norm Coleman’s post-election legal challenge for the U.S. Senate seat. [...]
To aid in his battle, Coleman has retained Ben Ginsberg, the lawyer who led the Florida recount efforts for the Republican side during the disputed presidential election in 2000.
Coleman’s attorneys plan to argue three points:
• That nearly 12,000 absentee ballots rejected on Election Day should be recounted because at least 4,500 of them were discarded in error. If those ballots are allowed, they could flip the race back in Coleman’s favor.
• That the canvassing board did not use a uniform standard when it counted 933 ballots from the discarded pile of absentee ballots. Those 933 gave Franken the edge.
• That some votes were counted twice, which also worked in Franken’s favor.
Give it to him already! Like Bush, he’s going to take it one way or another anyway.