Jenny Sanford: It’s the Gays Fault My Husband is a Cheat
by QuestionGirl • Wednesday, July 1st, 2009 - 5:23 pmGovernor Mark Sanford’s dissed wife:
Of course I’m not saying that Mark is gay. But he may as well be. The moral decay in this country has claimed another victim and this time it was my family. Our marriage was perfect until these laws started passing around the country. Clearly the slow dissolution of the sanctity of marriage in America seeped into Mark’s psyche until he no longer felt compelled to abide by our vows
Are you fucking kidding me? Is there a sane Republican out there? This bitch is blaming the gay community for her, as Patty Loveless would say, “lying cheating, cold dead beating two timing double dealing mean mistreating” douchebag husband’s straying? Yo bitch….. it’s nobody’s fault but HIS.
UPDATE: I’ve been duped. I had never seen that site before. I guess I should have looked a bit further. It’s satire folks, but it sure sounds like most republicans I know. My apologies to Mrs. Sanford. I’m sorry you married such a douchebag. And I’m really sorry for your kids, whose Dad decided to go schtoop his Latin lover rather than be with them on Father’s Day. Family values, you know!
July 1st, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Stupid bitch is stupid bitch.
July 1st, 2009 at 8:46 pm
it's a parody site, babe
July 1st, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Chicher, really?! Dang... fooled me!
July 1st, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Rightards have leaned over so far right, you really can't tell the difference any more.
July 1st, 2009 at 10:43 pm
yeah, they say that if they actually post something from fact they say so.
click on "about discust" on the site for further info.
July 1st, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Oooh, SMACK!
July 1st, 2009 at 11:46 pm
The thing is, some conservatives have said pretty much the same thing... haha.