Blessed in a warehouse by a priest!

It took two Florida businessmen to come up with this. (Florida… again?)

Someone kill me. Kill me now!

Where business meets religion: Holy drinking water

The instructions are simple: Read the Prayer . . / Drink the Water . . . / Believe in God! / Believe in Yourself!

Spiritual Water, the faith-inspired venture of two Florida businessmen, offers its drinkers clearer focus, positive thinking and connection to a higher power. The 11 different bottle designs in the company’s collection bear prayers and impressively detailed images of Jesus Christ, St. Michael and the Virgin Mary.

Where’s Robertson’s or Dobson’s outrage? Spiritual-themed gimmicks like this tend to shoot religion’s credibility right in the foot.