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From the Post Times Sun Dispatch:

Fox News said today in an exclusive report that it learned from a reliable source close to the persons who illegally accessed Senator Barak Obama’s passport file that the Presidential candidate was in Prague, Vienna, Paris and Cairo. “It’s obvious that he was in those cities to meet with [...]

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Washington, DC | The first order of business for the 2008 Senate will be the signing of Resolution 1127b, widely viewed as the Senate’s answer to the House “Christmas Resolution,” passed just last month.
Coined “The New Year’s Resolution,” the Senate legislation, in its own words, “acknowledges the crucial role Christianity has played in [...]

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Fox News’ Half-Hour Comedy Hour proved once again that comedy and conservatism aren’t the most natural fit. Nonetheless, Republican politicians unwisely chose to challenge Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert this past week.
But I’ve Played the Game Risk a Buncha Times
On Wednesday, Mitt Romney challenged the foreign policy experience of his Democratic opponents.
Yes, you heard [...]

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by Will Durst
cross posted at Buzz Flash

Karl Rove, Bush’s brain, quit last week. And no, he hasn’t been replaced, so yes, you could say the cavity remains empty. To put it another way: Voldermort has left the building. Darth Vader took off his helmet. Proof positive that Satan had more than just a passing acquaintance [...]

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By RANDOLPH E. SCHMID, AP Science Writer
7/16/07
WASHINGTON - Why did humans evolve to walk upright? Perhaps because it’s just plain easier. Make that “energetically less costly,” in science’speak, and you have the conclusion of researchers who are proposing a likely reason for our modern gait.
Bipedalism - walking on two feet - is one of the [...]

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This past week’s lengthy discussions about racial statements, hate mongering and insults made me think “why not lighten up this discussion just a little bit?” So, we present to you, a one-time segment we call “When Insults Had Class“. Enjoy!
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
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(Cross-posted at Vagabond Scholar)
Lights up on the studio of a typical political talk show.
Rightwinger: I think we should kill all the fags.
Polite Democrat: Um, I disagree.
Rightwinger: You’re a fag, aren’t you? Or a fag-lover?
Polite Democrat: No, I - I am not a homosexual, but everyone has a right [...]

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From The Satirical Political Report. I love this website!

Although dead for the last 13 years, Richard Milhous Nixon has announced yet another, and presumably final comeback, in order to reclaim his title as the most reckless and corrupt President in U.S. history.

Speaking from his privately-gated community in hell, Nixon stated that he thought [...]

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(Cross-posted at Vagabond Scholar)

There are those who complain the Bush administrationA-s federal budget proposal is wildly unrealistic, that they undercount war casualties, and that Bush’s proposed escalation could actually run up to 48,000 troops, double his claims.
Those so quick to condemn Bush would do well to remember Hanlon’s Razor: Never attribute to malice what [...]

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